Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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