I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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