we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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