She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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