i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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