We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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