i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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