well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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