you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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