Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
