Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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