What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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