You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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