I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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