She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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