): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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