I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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