We're facebook friends in real life
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You took a bar mat shot.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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