Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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