Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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