fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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