I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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