It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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