The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize