How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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