It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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