Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
This is my gift to your gina
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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