The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize