are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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