May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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