hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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