Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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