I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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