no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Actions speak louder than pants.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i think im in europe. pls send help
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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