yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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