You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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