and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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