I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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