Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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