I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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