her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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