I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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