Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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