I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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