I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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