Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
operation harelip BJ is a go
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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