I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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