i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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