physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Randomize
