my soul wont recognize me after tonight
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Fuck appropriateness.
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I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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