So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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