how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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