Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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