yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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