we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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