***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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