that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
only if we run a train.
done.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
worst night to have a conscience
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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