i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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